Mrs. Claus Is a Queen Cloth Napkin Set | Retro Drag Christmas Table Decor
Printed to order · ships in 2–5 business days · $8 flat US shipping, free over $70 · Order by Nov 18 for Hanukkah, Dec 9 for Christmas
She’s been running the North Pole for centuries. Now she’s running your table.
Platinum curls, a red opera glove raised mid-gossip, and lashes you could hang tinsel from: the first lady of House of Prancer has arrived for dinner, and she expects to be seated at the head. This set of four cloth napkins puts Mrs. Claus on every place setting, so nobody at the table forgets who’s in charge.
The Print
The full Mrs. Claus Is a Queen artwork, printed edge to edge on a jet-black ground so the cherry reds, hot pinks and golds hit like a spotlight. Marabou heels with jingle bells, gold-tube lipstick, candy canes in pink bows, and enough vintage glass ornaments to make your grandmother’s sideboard jealous. Original House of Prancer artwork in a 1950s greeting-card style, art-directed by a drag queen. Printed on the top side; the underside is clean white.
Where She Lives
Christmas Eve, Friendsgiving, the dinner party where someone brings a date you’ve all been warned about. Fold her in the glass, fan her beside the plate, or leave her flat so the full print shows. She coordinates with the Mrs. Claus Is a Queen throw pillow if you’re the kind of host who commits.
Gift Her To
The friend whose table has a theme, a color story and a seating chart. A host gift with more personality than a bottle of wine, and safe for the in-laws, the office party, and your mother’s dining room. Camp without the blush.
The Particulars
- Set of 4 cloth napkins, all with the same print
- 20″ × 20″ (50.8 cm × 50.8 cm), a true dinner-napkin size
- 100% polyester broadcloth, soft to the touch and lightweight enough to fold
- Printed top, non-printed white underside
- Hemmed on all four sides
Care
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Iron on low on the reverse side only if needed; never directly on the print.
Made to Order
Every House of Prancer piece is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.
Intended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.