Mrs. Claus Is a Queen Throw Pillow | Retro Drag Christmas Decor

She’s been running the North Pole for centuries. He just drives.

Meet the real head of the household: platinum curls set to the heavens, lashes you could hang tinsel from, and a red opera glove raised mid-gossip. This retro drag Christmas throw pillow puts Mrs. Claus exactly where she belongs: front and center, on the best seat in the house.

The Print

She’s surrounded by everything a working queen needs to get through December: marabou heels with jingle bells, gold-tube lipstick, candy canes in pink bows, and enough vintage glass ornaments to make your grandmother’s tree jealous. It’s all printed edge to edge on a jet-black ground, with a solid black back to match, so the cherry reds, hot pinks, and golds hit like a spotlight. Original House of Prancer artwork in a 1950s greeting-card style, art-directed by a drag queen.

Where She Lives

Toss her on the sofa, the guest bed, or the chair nobody’s allowed to sit in. She will judge your company and upstage your tree. Set the table to match with the Mrs. Claus Is a Queen cloth napkin set.

Gift Her To

The friend whose tree has a theme, a lighting plan, and a no-touching policy. Safe for the office party, the in-laws, and the living room your mother visits. Camp without the blush.

The Particulars

• Premium all-over print throw pillow; artwork printed edge to edge on the front, solid black back
• 100% polyester case with a soft, linen-like feel; fabric weight 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Hidden zipper, so nothing interrupts her face
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included
• Five sizes: 14″×14″, 16″×16″, 18″×18″, 20″×12″ lumbar, and 22″×22″

Care

Unzip, remove the insert, and machine wash the case cold. Hand wash the insert only. Do not iron directly on the print.

Made to Order

Every House of Prancer pillow is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.

Blank components in the US sourced from China and Mexico; in the EU from China and Poland. Intended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium, and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.