Naughty. Obviously. ceramic Christmas ornament, circle shape, front, shirtless Santa in a red sequin fur-trimmed vest holding a naughty list with retro Naughty Obviously lettering on mint green, House of Prancer

Naughty. Obviously. Ceramic Ornament | Beefcake Santa Gay Christmas Decor

$22.00

Printed to order · ships in 2–5 business days · $8 flat US shipping, free over $70 · Order by Nov 18 for Hanukkah, Dec 9 for Christmas

He checked the list. It was short.

A red sequin vest with fur trim, open over the kind of chest that explains the vest, a gold cuff, and a little scroll that reads Naughty. Santa Daddy has reviewed your file and there is nothing to discuss. Solid glossy ceramic, printed on both sides.

The Print

A bearded, silver-haired Santa in a Santa hat and an open red sequin vest trimmed in white fur, holding up a small list marked Naughty, with gold and pink starbursts around him, over NAUGHTY. OBVIOUSLY. in hot-pink retro display lettering on mint green. Original House of Prancer artwork in the style of a 1960s department-store ad. Same image front and back.

Where It Hangs

The tree, the wreath, the gift for the person whose name was on the list before it was printed.

Gift It To

The friend who has never once been on the nice list and is fine with it. Cheeky, not explicit: shirtless, fully clothed from the waist down, and funnier than it is scandalous.

The Particulars

Solid ceramic ornament, printed on both sides with the same artwork
Two shapes: Circle (2.99″ / 7.6 cm diameter) or Snowflake (2.17″ × 2.99″ / 5.5 × 7.6 cm)
About 0.1″ (2.5 mm) thick with a high-gloss finish
Gold-toned hanging string included
Sold individually; buy several for a matched set
Ceramic, so handle like glass: it will chip or break if dropped

Care

Wipe clean with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth. Do not soak, scrub or put in the dishwasher. Store wrapped in tissue between seasons.

Made to Order

Every House of Prancer ornament is printed after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.

No appeal. No regrets.

Intended for adults. Not a toy; keep away from small children. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.