Don We Now Our Gay Apparel Christmas Tree Skirt | Camp Drag Holiday Decor

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And dress the tree accordingly. Pink marabou, red high-heeled boots, emerald opera gloves and a dressing room’s worth of sparkle bring backstage glamour to the base of your tree. The carol said it first; House of Prancer just took it literally.

The Print

A warm butter-yellow ground scattered with feather boas, rhinestone accessories, Santa hats, holly and wrapped gifts, with bold “Don We Now Our Gay Apparel” lettering in evergreen and red. Original House of Prancer artwork in the style of a 1950s greeting card, art-directed by a drag queen.

Where It Lives

Under the tree in the living room your mother visits, the office party, or the chosen-family Christmas where the entrance matters more than the dinner. Safe for the in-laws, obvious to everyone else.

Gift It To

The friend who dresses for the tree lighting, the host with a theme, or the queen who has never once owned a neutral. Pairs with the Mrs. Claus Is a Queen throw pillow and napkins.

The Particulars

• Christmas tree skirt; artwork printed edge to edge on one side
• 100% polyester fleece, soft with a cream reverse
• 44″ (112 cm) diameter; fits most 6 to 7.5 ft trees
• Open slit with a center hole for an easy fit around the stand
• Hemmed edges
• Size may vary by about ±2.5″

Care

Spot clean, or machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron the print.

Made to Order

Every House of Prancer tree skirt is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; order-by dates are posted each season.

Intended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.