{"product_id":"nutcracker-daddy-premium-cotton-throw-pillow","title":"Nutcracker Daddy Throw Pillow | Retro Toy Soldier Gay Christmas Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eStanding guard. Serving thighs.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your sofa a holiday guest worth talking about. Nutcracker Daddy pairs vintage toy-soldier charm with beefcake energy, lines up a full regiment of him, and salutes. For chosen-family gatherings, camp Christmas interiors, or the friend whose decorating philosophy is “more Daddy.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRows of muscular nutcracker guards with handlebar mustaches, red military jackets with gold braid, white trousers and tall black fur hats, each mid-salute on a baby-blue ground. Original House of Prancer artwork in the style of ’70s department-store Christmas kitsch. Printed edge to edge on the front, with a solid cherry-red back. Matches the Nutcracker Daddy wrapping paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere He Lives\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sofa, the reading chair, the guest room that needs a chaperone, or anywhere that could use a little military discipline and a lot of thigh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGift Him To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe boyfriend, the husband, the friend who collects nutcrackers for the wrong reasons, or anyone on the Naughty List who appreciates a man in uniform. Wrap it in the matching paper and the paper becomes the second gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Particulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium cotton throw pillow; artwork printed edge to edge on the front, solid cherry-red back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton case, 263 gsm, with a crisp, structured feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHidden zipper for a clean finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape-retaining polyester insert included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour sizes: 14″×14″, 16″×16″, 18″×18″ and 22″×22″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnzip, remove the insert, and machine wash the case cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery House of Prancer pillow is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for the holidays; order-by dates are posted each season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eIntended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Prancer","offers":[{"title":"14″×14″","offer_id":67674663682216,"sku":"2217400_49859","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″×16″","offer_id":67674663714984,"sku":"2217400_49860","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″×18″","offer_id":67674663747752,"sku":"2217400_49861","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"22″×22″","offer_id":67674663780520,"sku":"2217400_49863","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/7196\/8424\/files\/all-over-print-cotton-pillow-22x22-front-6ad147aab3b82.jpg?v=1792100317","url":"https:\/\/www.houseofprancer.com\/products\/nutcracker-daddy-premium-cotton-throw-pillow","provider":"House of Prancer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}