{"product_id":"naughty-obviously-double-sided-ceramic-ornaments","title":"Naughty. Obviously. Ceramic Ornament | Beefcake Santa Gay Christmas Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHe checked the list. It was short.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA red sequin vest with fur trim, open over the kind of chest that explains the vest, a gold cuff, and a little scroll that reads Naughty. Santa Daddy has reviewed your file and there is nothing to discuss. Solid glossy ceramic, printed on both sides.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA bearded, silver-haired Santa in a Santa hat and an open red sequin vest trimmed in white fur, holding up a small list marked Naughty, with gold and pink starbursts around him, over NAUGHTY. OBVIOUSLY. in hot-pink retro display lettering on mint green. Original House of Prancer artwork in the style of a 1960s department-store ad. Same image front and back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere It Hangs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tree, the wreath, the gift for the person whose name was on the list before it was printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGift It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who has never once been on the nice list and is fine with it. Cheeky, not explicit: shirtless, fully clothed from the waist down, and funnier than it is scandalous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Particulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid ceramic ornament, printed on both sides with the same artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo shapes: Circle (2.99″ \/ 7.6 cm diameter) or Snowflake (2.17″ × 2.99″ \/ 5.5 × 7.6 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbout 0.1″ (2.5 mm) thick with a high-gloss finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGold-toned hanging string included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold individually; buy several for a matched set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic, so handle like glass: it will chip or break if dropped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe clean with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth. Do not soak, scrub or put in the dishwasher. Store wrapped in tissue between seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery House of Prancer ornament is printed after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo appeal. No regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eIntended for adults. Not a toy; keep away from small children. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Prancer","offers":[{"title":"Circle","offer_id":67697981817000,"sku":"3697877_23133","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Snowflake","offer_id":67697981849768,"sku":"3697877_23155","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/7196\/8424\/files\/ceramic-ornaments_-2-side-print-1-pc-circle-front-6ad6a249109ac.jpg?v=1792451157","url":"https:\/\/www.houseofprancer.com\/products\/naughty-obviously-double-sided-ceramic-ornaments","provider":"House of Prancer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}