{"product_id":"gay-apparel-camp-christmas-tree-skirt","title":"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel Christmas Tree Skirt | Camp Drag Holiday Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDon we now our gay apparel.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd dress the tree accordingly. Pink marabou, red high-heeled boots, emerald opera gloves and a dressing room’s worth of sparkle bring backstage glamour to the base of your tree. The carol said it first; House of Prancer just took it literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA warm butter-yellow ground scattered with feather boas, rhinestone accessories, Santa hats, holly and wrapped gifts, with bold “Don We Now Our Gay Apparel” lettering in evergreen and red. Original House of Prancer artwork in the style of a 1950s greeting card, art-directed by a drag queen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere It Lives\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder the tree in the living room your mother visits, the office party, or the chosen-family Christmas where the entrance matters more than the dinner. Safe for the in-laws, obvious to everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGift It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who dresses for the tree lighting, the host with a theme, or the queen who has never once owned a neutral. Pairs with the Mrs. Claus Is a Queen throw pillow and napkins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Particulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas tree skirt; artwork printed edge to edge on one side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fleece, soft with a cream reverse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e44″ (112 cm) diameter; fits most 6 to 7.5 ft trees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen slit with a center hole for an easy fit around the stand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHemmed edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize may vary by about ±2.5″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean, or machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery House of Prancer tree skirt is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; order-by dates are posted each season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eIntended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Prancer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67674699169960,"sku":"4662359_44158","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/7196\/8424\/files\/christmas-tree-skirt-one-size-front-6ad15336dd58f.jpg?v=1792103241","url":"https:\/\/www.houseofprancer.com\/products\/gay-apparel-camp-christmas-tree-skirt","provider":"House of Prancer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}