{"title":"Table \u0026 Kitchen","description":"\u003cp\u003eGay Christmas table decor for hosts who commit. Cloth napkin sets, and soon placemats, tea towels and runners, in the retro pinup and drag-inspired prints that run through every House of Prancer piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery design is original House of Prancer artwork, printed and sewn to order and shipped within the United States. Match them to the throw pillows for the full department-store Christmas, or hand a set to the host who deserves more than a bottle of wine. Order early for the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mrs-claus-is-a-queen-cloth-napkin-set","title":"Mrs. Claus Is a Queen Cloth Napkin Set | Retro Drag Christmas Table Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eShe’s been running the North Pole for centuries. Now she’s running your table.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlatinum curls, a red opera glove raised mid-gossip, and lashes you could hang tinsel from: the first lady of House of Prancer has arrived for dinner, and she expects to be seated at the head. This set of four cloth napkins puts Mrs. Claus on every place setting, so nobody at the table forgets who’s in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full Mrs. Claus Is a Queen artwork, printed edge to edge on a jet-black ground so the cherry reds, hot pinks and golds hit like a spotlight. Marabou heels with jingle bells, gold-tube lipstick, candy canes in pink bows, and enough vintage glass ornaments to make your grandmother’s sideboard jealous. Original House of Prancer artwork in a 1950s greeting-card style, art-directed by a drag queen. Printed on the top side; the underside is clean white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere She Lives\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas Eve, Friendsgiving, the dinner party where someone brings a date you’ve all been warned about. Fold her in the glass, fan her beside the plate, or leave her flat so the full print shows. She coordinates with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mrs-claus-is-a-queen-throw-pillow\"\u003eMrs. Claus Is a Queen throw pillow\u003c\/a\u003e if you’re the kind of host who commits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGift Her To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend whose table has a theme, a color story and a seating chart. A host gift with more personality than a bottle of wine, and safe for the in-laws, the office party, and your mother’s dining room. Camp without the blush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Particulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 4 cloth napkins, all with the same print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20″ × 20″ (50.8 cm × 50.8 cm), a true dinner-napkin size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester broadcloth, soft to the touch and lightweight enough to fold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted top, non-printed white underside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHemmed on all four sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Iron on low on the reverse side only if needed; never directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery House of Prancer piece is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eIntended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Prancer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67659885346984,"sku":"4315604_17399","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/7196\/8424\/files\/mrs-claus-is-a-queen-christmas-cloth-napkin-set-flat.jpg?v=1791931378"},{"product_id":"slay-ride-cloth-napkin-set","title":"Slay Ride Cloth Napkin Set | Santa Daddy Retro Gay Christmas Table Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold on tight. Daddy’s driving, and dinner is served.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSanta’s got the reins, his elf is hanging on for dear life, and subtlety has officially left the North Pole. The Slay Ride cloth napkin set brings the House of Prancer sleigh crashing through your dining room four place settings at a time, with love and questionable sleigh etiquette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA beefcake Santa, airborne reindeer and a cherry-red sleigh streak across a starry navy sky in bold retro artwork inspired by mid-century Christmas cards. Original House of Prancer artwork, printed edge to edge on the top side of each napkin so the sleigh keeps flying from every seat at the table. The underside is clean white. Matches the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/slay-ride-throw-pillow\"\u003eSlay Ride throw pillow\u003c\/a\u003e if you’re building the full set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere He Lives\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas Eve, Friendsgiving, the dinner where the gays bring the good wine. Fold him in the glass, fan him beside the plate, or lay him flat so the whole print shows. He photographs beautifully next to candlelight and poor decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGift Him To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour favorite passenger princess, the host who calls shotgun on every trip, or anyone who thinks Christmas dinner could use more muscle and less subtlety. A host gift with a lot more personality than a candle. Part of The Naughty List: innuendo your grandmother will pretend not to understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Particulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 4 cloth napkins, all with the same print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20″ × 20″ (50.8 cm × 50.8 cm), a true dinner-napkin size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester broadcloth, soft to the touch and lightweight enough to fold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted top, non-printed white underside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHemmed on all four sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Iron on low on the reverse side only if needed; never directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery House of Prancer piece is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eIntended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Prancer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67659888492712,"sku":"7643159_17399","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/7196\/8424\/files\/slay-ride-santa-daddy-christmas-cloth-napkin-set-flat.jpg?v=1791931378"},{"product_id":"naughty-or-nice-cloth-napkin-set","title":"Naughty or Nice Cloth Napkin Set | Retro Gay Christmas Table Decor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSanta’s checked the list twice. Your dinner guests have not been so careful.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReading glasses on, pen to his lip, and a knowing wink: this Santa has everyone at the table figured out before the first course. The Naughty or Nice cloth napkin set is a performance review for your dinner party, and nobody is passing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vintage-style Santa pairs a cheeky “NAUGHTY” checklist with candy canes, holly, pink starbursts and gold snowflakes on a warm cream ground, in the retro greeting-card palette that runs through every House of Prancer print. Original artwork, printed edge to edge on the top side of each napkin, with a clean white underside. The table-setting match for the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/been-a-good-boy-throw-pillow\"\u003eBeen a Good Boy? throw pillow\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere It Lives\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas Eve, Friendsgiving, white elephant night, and the dinner where you already know who’s getting coal. Fold them in the glass, fan them beside the plate, or lay them flat so Santa can keep an eye on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGift It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe host who runs the holidays like a game show, your favorite good boy, or anyone who thinks a place setting should have a point of view. A host gift with far more personality than a candle, and tame enough for the office party and the in-laws, who will pretend not to get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Particulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 4 cloth napkins, all with the same print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20″ × 20″ (50.8 cm × 50.8 cm), a true dinner-napkin size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester broadcloth, soft to the touch and lightweight enough to fold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted top, non-printed white underside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHemmed on all four sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Iron on low on the reverse side only if needed; never directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery House of Prancer piece is printed and sewn after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is overproduced. Production takes about 2 to 5 business days, then standard shipping within the United States. Order early for Christmas; holiday order-by dates are posted each season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eIntended for adults. Meets formaldehyde, azo dye, lead, cadmium and bisphenol level requirements. EU product safety (GPSR) inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Prancer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67659897766056,"sku":"2874735_17399","price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/7196\/8424\/files\/naughty-or-nice-santa-christmas-cloth-napkin-set-flat.jpg?v=1791931378"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.houseofprancer.com\/collections\/table-and-kitchen.oembed","provider":"House of Prancer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}